Thursday, 17 May 2007


Bernadette has struggled for years with me over this but she has finally gained enough confidence to start looking for a new home, a new friend, a new lover, whatever the future may bring for her. Bernie enjoys snorkling, motorcycles, and eating gold fish crackers. She had a crush on Miles A. Wiggleroom for a brief period of time but has since decided that he's too much of a ladies man and she's looking for someone who can give her their utmost attention. Bernadette occasionally stumbles, especially when there are cracks in the sidewalk because it is difficult for her to control her four legs at once. She can be shy at first but once she gets to know you she's quite the motormouth.Bernadette is made from a pair of socks, cotton, blood, sweat and tears. She is about 12" tall (when she's not hunching over with poor posture) and 4" wide. She just whispered in my ear that she's looking forward to eating those goldfish with you.